Me: I really do need to start working out. I'm going to put on some music and dance around the house for awhile.
[Cue up song, start dancing]
Bishop: Ooh, she's dancing! I think I'll jump up on her!
Me: OW! Down!
Sebastian: Hey, dance over here so I can climb on your head! Actually, I just want to crawl up and cuddle under your chin. Sit down with a book so I can do that, OK?
Inanna: Oops, what just happened? Oh, I stepped on the keyboard of the laptop and killed the iTunes. Sorry!
Puck: HellOOO! I am supposed to be HBIC! Stop dancing and pet me.
Bishop: Now I am REALLY gonna jump up on her, because she's holding Sebastian too!
Me: OK, fine. Bishop, let's see how well I can dance holding a 30-lb weight.
Bishop: What the heck is she doing?! ...OK, she finally put me down. I'm going to jump up again.
Me: OWWW! OK, I know the vet said he'd clip the toenails next time, but screw that. Sit, Bishop. I'm getting the nail clippers.
[The rest of my workout devolves into a wrestling match with Bishop, who is NOT keen on having his nails clipped.]
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